NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, “words, words, words,” is here: itunes.apple.com CD/DVD available now in stores. get it at Target for only $9.99 woo-hoo or iTunes: tinyurl.com my comedy central special airs march 27th! stalk me: twitter.com read my blog: www.boburnham.com music and lyrics by bo burnham i love you like kings love queens like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans (genes). i need you like new orleans needs a drought like hitler’s father needed to learn to pull out and i love you like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof and i love you like JFK wanted a car with a roof. cause love is taking a dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool and love is real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool and love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he’s heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place. i love you like dora loves maps like the popes toilet loves holy craps i need you like a voyeur needs a branch like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of neverland ranch and i want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform and i want you like anne frank wanted no one to read her fucking diary…cause a diary’s a collection of secret things that no one is suppose to read thats the whole point of a diary. millions of …
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Lady Sovereign “Love me or hate me remix” feat. Missy Elliot + Lyrics
Chorus: x2] Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession Love me or hate me, that is the question If you love me then – thank you If you hate me then – fuck you! Is this song NOT from PUBLIC WARNING ? Would you report that? [Missy Elliott:] I’m ridin like a Range Rover, bitch move over Wear mo’ ice than the bears in the polar Off my shoulders – ice, baby Don’t the jewelry look – nice, baby I don’t really give a WHAAAT I tell ‘em all they can kiss my BUTT I got three groupies up in the CLUB And they payin for the tab, pick it UP I’m a lover, I don’t need to fight Give me time and I’ll blow your mind If you give me two secs to blow your mind Yeah five plus five, yeah, I’m a dime Yeah I got twelve cars and I’m a star, okay kay? Them seven digits numbers that’s the cash in my baaaank I write, I sing, and I do my, do my, do my thing I dance, romance, and Lady Sovereign tell ‘em how it is If you can not find the lyrics you want, You may want to request them. [Chorus] To add comments to “LOVE ME OR HATE ME (REMIX) (FEAT. MISSY ELLIOTT)”, You may scroll down and join the discussion [Lady Sovereign:] Stars whine, hand to the side Came roll up like addy ap’s freestride No one got craps like mine When I step you see that shit shine Why not show flesh boy I’m so fresh to death But when I wake up early early I got that dirty mornin breath Whoops! My slap in the face again My friend don’t get offended, mm-kay? I’m the realest girl in the game and no I ain’t pretendin Yeah I got no car …
Love Is- Bo Burnham
Love is- Bo Burnham check out his new CD/DVD! tinyurl.com or on iTunes- tinyurl.com music and lyrics by bo burnham i love you like kings love queens like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans (genes). i need you like new orleans needs a drought like hitler’s father needed to learn to pull out and i love you like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof and i want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof. cause love is taking a dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool and love is real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool and love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he’s heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place. i love you like dora loves maps like the popes toilet loves holy craps i need you like a voyeur needs a branch like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of neverland ranch and i want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform and i want you like anne frank wanted no one to read her fucking diary…cause a diary’s a collection of secret things that no one is suppose to read thats the whole point of a diary. millions of people have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by nazis kick her while she’s down. and if we met in 10000bc i was your caveman youz my cavelady if we got hot we’d start rubbing if we got hungry …
The Floor Is Made Of Lava – All Outta Love (Studio Footage)
The first single from TFIMOL’s second album, “Howl at the Moon” (Out March 22nd 2010). The footage was shot in the studio while making the album in October 2009. If you like the song please buy it on iTunes – itunes.apple.com LYRICS: I think of evergreens and root beer, I just forgot how it goes. I feel like hopscotch on bourbon shots, But I’m all over the road. And the road just gets longer With every step that I take. Somehow I wanna stumble Then again and again and again. If my head keeps spinning like this, Baby, I wouldn’t wait up. I know it’s not just a game, But Simon Says it’s all outta love. I’m pulling slot machines and dime bags – Pushing my luck around. I’m thinking this must be Vegas ‘Cause the only way out is down. It feels like this is a robbery, But Im the only one around. Im screaming out my lungs, But my knees against the pavement Make the only sound. If my head keeps spinning like this, Baby, I wouldn’t wait up. I know it’s not just a game, But Simon Says it’s all outta love. I don’t care for cops or the highway patrol. I know where I’m going and it sure ain’t Rome. I’ll make a right and a wrong, Whatever gets me gone. I wish you were going, but I’m all outta love.
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Bo Burnham – Love Is
Love Is lyrics: I love you like kings love queens Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans I need you like New Orleans needs a drought Like Hitler’s Father needed to learn to pull out And I want you Yeah, like a Lawyer/Mathematician wants some kind of proof And I want you Yeah, like JFK wanted a car with a roof Because love is taking that dive Then, getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool And love is a real life porn Minus all the stuff that makes porn cool And love is a homeless guy Searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and Finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they’re all filled with chocolate and Even though he’s heart broken, he can’t complain cuz he was hungry in the first place Because I love you like Dora loves maps Like the pope’s toilet loves holy craps… (that’s a little one) I need you like a voyeur needs a branch Like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of Neverland Ranch And I want you Yeah, like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same, never want to conform And I want you like Anne Frank wanted nobody to read her FUCKING diary Cuz a diary is a collection of secret things that no one’s supposed to know, that’s the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by Nazis… kick her while she’s down And if we met in 10000 BC I was your caveman, yous my cavelady If we got hot, we’d start rubbing If we got hungry, we’d go clubbing There’s willy mammoths, but I …
Bo Burnham Love Is
I DO NOT OWN THE SONG!!! NO COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED!!! REQUESTED BY MY FRIEND LEXI!! LYRICS: love you like kings love queens Like a gay geneticist loves designer genes I need you like New Orleans needs a drought Like Hitler’s Father needed to learn to pull out And I want you Yeah, like a Lawyer/Mathematician wants some kind of proof And I want you Yeah, like JFK wanted a car with a roof Because love is taking that dive Then, getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool And love is a real life porn Minus all the stuff that makes porn cool And love is a homeless guy Searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and Finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they’re all filled with chocolate and Even though he’s heart broken, he can’t complain ’cause he was hungry in the first place Because I love you like Dora loves maps Like the pope’s toilet loves holy craps… (that’s a little one) I need you like a voyeur needs a branch Like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of Neverland Ranch And I want you Yeah, like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same, never want to conform And I want you like Anne Frank wanted nobody to read her FUCKING diary ‘Cause a diary is a collection of secret things that no one’s supposed to know, that’s the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by Nazis… kick her while she’s down And if we met in 10000 BC I was your caveman, you’s my cavelady If we got …
Grandma, We Love You
This song was written as a tribute to a wonderful lady who took me into her home and into her heart, and treated me like a son. Known to one and all as Grandma Dorothy, she will be sadly missed. She liked nothing more than to go to the Spirit Mountain Casino to play the slot machines.
Kama Sutra Pleasures And Positions in Love
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2. The classical positions Kamasutra: – As in all areas, there is love in the “classics.” If you start your sex life or miss a bit of daring, these positions will start easily. Indulge yourself with this essential pleasure.
3. Kamasutra: positions face to face: – If you like to face, eye to eye, here are some easy to make changes. These positions will delight those that view the body of the other transports of delight. New sensations at the rendezvous.
4. Kamasutra: positions back: – At certain sexual practices, the woman has her back to her partner. If the greyhound is the best known, there are very many. Learn without waiting for these changes that can spice up your sex life.
5. Kamasutra: The woman above: – Today the positions where the woman is over do not shock as was the case for centuries. All changes to let women run the show.
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8. Acrobatic sexual positions: – It is not given to everyone to experience these feelings there! Squirting mobilizing all his muscles for the effort is not easy but the other athletes and acrobats of love will not resist these forbidden games.
9. Oral sex and kamasutra: – Love face-to-one, face-to-face back-to-back … And if you take a turn to the pleasures unpublished? For those who are fully prepared to eat the apple, the pleasure is sometimes found on the tip of my tongue.
10. Masturbation and Kamasutra: – Because the penetration is not the only path to pleasure, the Kamasutra has explored other avenues and among them, masturbation is not necessarily selfish. Discover different ways to take your pleasure (or your partner) Charge!
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12. Kamasutra for pregnancy: – Making love at the right time, adopt the best positions are assets to increase your chances of getting pregnant. If this is making love to a baby, here are the exclusive 5 positions to join the business with pleasure.
13. Kamasutra of pregnancy: – While many cultures and religions have banned sex during pregnancy, doctors agree: sexual fulfillment poses no danger to the mother and her unborn child. So why miss out?
14. Story of the Kamasutra: – But really, what is a Kama-Sutra? Advice love does not date women’s magazines or the sexual revolution! At the beginning of our era, attention was already disclosed suggestions for something different!
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