I had craps like I was going to start my period and didnt?

One morning I had terrible menstrual craps and it was due for my period, so I took some midol and laid down. Usually when this happens I start? I did not, now its like almost 4 days later and nothing. Has this ever happened to anyone else? I have had a lot of stress with a divorce? Maybe that is why, I don’t know.
LOL I meant Cramps. not craps!!! Sorry.

 
 

I am going to Vegas to bet $5000 on 1 game… which is a LOCK and which Sportsbook is best?

Which Vegas sportsbook is the best when it comes to betting the NFL? I don’t really care about watching the games as I will be playing blackjack during it.

Also which game do you consider a lock?

I am debating between:

Eagles -1 over Panthers
Vikings -4 over Browns
Cowboys -6 over Bucs
Dolphins +4 over Falcons
Bengals -4 over Broncos
Jets +4.5 over Texans

(Yahoo don’t delete this question as it’s LEGAL to bet on sports in Las Vegas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 
 
 
 

If you win too much at online casino, are they going to ban you?

In other words, if you pass as a “pro player”, hence using some strategy that gives you a pretty good monthly return. If the casino notices this however, are they going to ban you?
Now…of course according to their TOS, they can…even without telling you the specific reaon, just like that. But then again, think about it:
They know that if they ban you and you have won after many days hard work…and you will be pissed off – so if your strategy REALLY works, you are just going to post it in every online gambling forum, tell it to your friends, sell it to “times” and so on…

Of course, such cases are extremely rare, and the casino’s only option will be to change the rules of the game – just like it was in Blackjack during Ed. Thorp(the casino had to increase the card shoes several time, which however doesn’t work ever since the last 50 years).
In the card counting however – the money flows relatively slowly – depending on your initial bank roll of course. But…suppose you start with $50 and make on average about 5000$ the first week and than 50K the first month? Would it be a devastating for a casino to face a massive wave of players who use such strategy on almost any casino game?

In such case, I suspect the casino is going to offer you a “free ticket” and give your earnings no matter what?

Or???

Please share your experience.

By the way…yes, I have spent months(actually years…if you count my background) in mathematics and computer programs to develop the best way to turn 50 into MUCH more. If you want to know more…feel free to e-mail me.

beatles.bob@gmail.com

 
 
 
 

Going to a casino tomorrow and I am going to play blackjack. Need help with counting cards.?

I havent played Blackjack in a long time since I pretty much play poker and craps, but my friend only wants to play blackjack. I never tried the card counting thing, and I would like to, and at this point, I dont have enough time to read a book, so any help will be appreciated. I know that cards get certain values, can you give me those values and a guide to know when I should bet the min of 10 and when to goto 15,20,25 etc.
I am not looking for the most complex calculations, I heard that there are ones that use fractions. I am good at math, so I can add/subtract pretty quickly, and I have done this before,

 
 
 
 

Does anyone have any advice for first timer going to Las Vegas?

My nephew wants to go gamble. He’s 25 and I’m 51. We want to gamble not see the sights. We have gambled before but by no means are we “gamblers”. We want to play blackjack at tables with low minimum bets and 1-2 deck shoes. We want to play roulette and 3 card poker too. By the way, it will be my first time flying also. What are the best places for a couple of guys like us? Thanks