Star Trek: Most Ridiculous Slot Machine EVER


NOTE: this is doing it all by itself, no human interaction until you see my hand touch the screen. KidViskous + Lead Derby shared a booth at the Pool Trade Show in Las Vegas this past week, and of course hit up the casinos! Normally I wouldn’t care, but this had to be filmed. The Star Trek penny slots in Vegas, HOLY CRAP. I won $100, and my friend won $200 on them. Surround sound (speakers on the head rest of the chair!), vibrating chairs, awkward Star Trek screenshots of O-faces and Captain Kirk nipples, bonus games like this. These slots are THE BEST.

 
 

Have you ever gambled and lost at fart roulette on a first date?

Date is going great. You feel the pressure building. You attempt a one-cheek sneak and end up with a mess. Its only a matter of seconds before your date starts gagging and gasping for air.

Today is fart-question Thursday. “Do you part, ask a question about a fart”™

Damage Control Poll: Laugh and joke about it >OR< End date and bury head in sand?